No Man's Land

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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starrysleeper:

high-blogging:


while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

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milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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lonelymountainson:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

SPRAY SCREAM

SAND MOOSE

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nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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chainsandshipsexciteme:

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

and the other 4% is crying 

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frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

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jesosaurusrex:

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

What the fuck.

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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cakejam:

do NOT google corn man this is a warning

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