No Man's Land

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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importantbirds:

the RARE shot a birb become hunt by a GRASS. 

importantbirds:

the RARE shot a birb become hunt by a GRASS. 

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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kattnoir:

defaultjosh:

You know what I’d love to see?

  • Disney gets the movie rights to Spider-Man.
  • Through all promotions, trailers, and advertisements, the actor playing Spider-Man is never revealed.
  • Then the movie comes out, and with baited breath, everyone waits to see who’s playing Peter Parker….

AND THEN 

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MOTHERFUCKING MILES MORALES.

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kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really attractive i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

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cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

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KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

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askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload, via noreallytellmeaboutyourlife)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters, via noreallytellmeaboutyourlife)

brightfeathersartz:

sinistersean:

Anime is corrupting our youth, these children need to make Jesus their senpai

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laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

laughhard:

See this hat? Tis’ my cat.

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